My life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then don’t
Haven For All That Is Awesome
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tumblr is bad at analogies:
what if your dog licking you is really just them trying to figure out the day you taste the best so they can eat you
Radioactive: Music Box Version - Imagine Dragons
Radioactive (Music Box Version) - Imagine Dragons
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older
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View Larger Salvador Dali taking his Anteater for a walk, Paris 1969.
this mother fucker
had an ant eater.
After seeing this for the thousandth time, I’m quite sure I’ll never amount to this level of awesome.
Literally my favourite picture.
Love that man
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